After the latest
storm, my wife wanted to head to the mountains so she could actually
feel like it was winter. So she suggested we have our
"once-a-year-everyone-in-the-family-goes-ice-fishing-trip" on Presidents
Day. The potential political landscape of lakes had not really excited
the masses, so I was unable to offer any campaign promises of many
panfish for every pot. Upon consulting with the pundits, Rockport was
selected to represent. My expectations were conservative but hopeful.
My
first family arrived bright and early (just after lunch) to some slight
breezes and sunny conditions. There were many others with their voting
tents set up on the west side, but their thinking was rather shallow to
me and we headed deeper for our debates as we battled rather thick ice.
I got my youngest set up first (Ninja style) and
before the others of us could even start raising funds, he got his
first response from the rainbow coalition. The size was moderate, but
the support was welcome.
Soon
to follow with political action was my first lady, but someone in the
field offices didn't set her drag properly and her support was lost at
the poling location. I was next to speak at the podium, but my argument
was way too small to accept the endorsement. My first lady responded
again with excited shouts and a hollers from her exit polls.
I
told her she had her position upside down, but "Not when I hold it up
to look at myself" she responded. Fair enough I suppose, from her
perspective.
My
oldest son still had yet to win a majority in any state, so I took that
as an opportunity to jump ahead in the polls with some well planned
clever rhetoric (as obligated by the act of congress of 1996 stating
that parents are duly obligated to verbally challenge their offspring
with sarcasm to toughen them up and prepare them for the unfairness of
fickle voters) - "I guess you just suck." I needed to have a chat with
my speech writers, because my number one son's quick response was
winning the vote of the largest state of the day.
The
other fishing constituents in the shallow voting booths closed up
earlier than we, and as things cooled off my related parties became
adversarial and ran negative campaigns. One son bet the other $10,00
that he could win the nomination, but the other side didn't like his
"theology." The only honorable thing for two young gentlemen to do was
wrestle in the snow.
The
sun went behind clouds and it became rather chilly in the afternoon -
as were the receptions of any others open to our positions on their
death penalty. So we closes up our petitions and headed back to our
home states and loving supporters.
We
didn't catch many, but we each got a few for our efforts. From what
we could tell, others political action groups didn't do better. As
reported by others previously, we found fish in water 50-60 ft deep, and
about 15 feet down. We sent down tandem rigs with small homemade "rat
finkie" and spider types on top and white cutterbugs/gizzilla plastics
with glow jig heads.
We
were satisfied to just get out, and it was all the more so for me to
not have my wife an youngest come home disappointed. Without regard to
election results based on patriarchy - sometimes it's great to feel like
a king.
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